I still want to be friends

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A lie you tell yourself while breaking up with someone, pretending you still want to hang out, even though you know you’ll never be able to look them in the face without wanting to punch them.

Still want to be friends? Sure, I guess. Just don’t expect me to text you during lunch.

Yeah, I still want to be friends. I just don’t want to see your face ever again.

I still want to be friends. But if you bring up the break-up one more time, I’m gonna vomit on your shoes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What girls say when they dump you, thinking it makes it easier, but it just makes you feel like you’re the only one who’s gonna remember this stupid fight.

Still want to be friends? I guess. But don’t expect me to text you when you’re sad.

I still want to be friends. But I’m also gonna block you in 10 minutes.

Still want to be friends? Yeah, I still want to be friends. But I will never forgive you for that stupid text.

by Slangipedia 11d ago