I still do

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A song from a boy band that's so basic it smells like old gym socks. It came out on 7/12 and no one really cares.
I still do by Why Don't We? Please. I could fall asleep to this.
Why do people still talk about this song? It's like listening to my grandma's voice mail.
If this song was a person, it would be wearing a fanny pack and eating a muffin at 7:12 AM.
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This is what you say when you know you're full of crap and you're too scared to admit it.
I still do? Bro, that's just your way of saying you're lying.
If you say 'I still do' one more time, I'm gonna eat your face.
You're not a king. You're a lying peasant.
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Don't take this seriously, I don't pee in girls' butts unless they ask for it. I wouldn't give a girl an Emeril (look it up, it's funny). I never put a 'Hot Carl' between some lady's boobs.
I still do? Please, I've never even touched a Hot Carl in my life.
If I did that, I'd be the reason why the school got a new principal.
I'd rather be eaten by a hot dog than be a Hot Carl.
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As long as they shut up for an hour and don't bring up some stupid thing from years ago. And as long as they learn to think before they talk.
If they don't shut up, I'm gonna punch them in the face.
I don't care about the stupid thing from 2017. Let it go.
If they talk before they think, I'll make them eat a whole pizza.
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