Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I devoured your doorframe like it was a snack and you’re still whining like a baby.

I bit your doorframe in half and you’re still mad? Bruh, I’m just getting started.

You cried when I ate your doorframe. I laughed and then I ate your window too.

Your doorframe is gone. Your dignity is gone. You’re just a sad little meatball.

2

You said I couldn’t eat your doorframe. I said I would. I did. Now shut up and take your lumps.

You thought your doorframe was safe. Wrong. I ate it and you’re still here crying.

Your doorframe is gone. Your brain is gone. You’re just a sad little meatball.

3

I ate your doorframe and you’re still mad? You’re a sad little meatball with no life.

Your doorframe is gone. Your brain is gone. You’re just a sad little meatball.

You thought your doorframe was safe. Wrong. I ate it and you’re still here crying.