Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your mom is so fat she needs a second job to hold her up.

I Stidid just told my mom she’s a walking dumpster fire.

My mom’s so big, she took up two seats on the bus.

I Stidid said my mom’s a pizza that didn’t get cooked.

2

Your mom is the reason why your dad left the house.

I Stidid said my mom’s so loud, she scared the neighbors’ dog.

My mom’s the reason my dad has a second passport.

I Stidid told my mom she’s the reason why the moon is out of orbit.

3

Your mom is a human trash can with a bad attitude.

I Stidid said my mom’s so messy, she eats cereal for dinner.

My mom’s a trash can that never gets cleaned.

I Stidid told my mom she’s the reason why my room is a tornado.

4

Your mom is so ugly, she makes the sidewalk look good.

I Stidid said my mom’s so ugly, she’s a nightmare in a dress.

My mom’s so ugly, the mirror ran away.

I Stidid told my mom she’s the reason why the sun hides behind clouds.

5

Your mom is the reason why your life is a disaster.

I Stidid told my mom she’s the reason why my life is a hot mess.

My mom’s so bad, she turned my dog into a couch potato.

I Stidid said my mom’s the reason why my GPA is lower than my dog’s.

6

Your mom is a monster with a bad hair day.

I Stidid said my mom’s a monster that eats homework for breakfast.

My mom’s so bad, she gave my dog a complex.

I Stidid told my mom she’s a monster with a hairdo that screams chaos.