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When you tell someone you're not lying and you're not even trying to be nice about it.
I stamp, bro. You know I never lie.
I stamp like I just walked out of jail and I'm not coming back.
I stamp so hard I broke my phone screen just to prove it.
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You’re so serious about it, you might as well be screaming it into a megaphone.
I stamp and I mean it. I'm not even breathing funny.
I stamp like I just saw my mom eat a whole pizza by herself.
I stamp so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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You're saying it so strongly, you might as well be punching the air.
I stamp like I just won the lottery and I'm not going to share.
I stamp so hard I think I broke my nose.
I stamp like I just got kicked out of my house.
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You're not just saying it, you're throwing it like it's a grenade.
I stamp so hard, I think I woke up the ghost in my house.
I stamp like I just got fired and I'm not coming back.
I stamp so loud, my dog ran out of the room.
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You're not even messing around, you're just telling the truth and being a total jerk about it.
I stamp like I just ate a whole cake and I don't care.
I stamp so hard, I think my tongue is broken.
I stamp like I just got my GPA and it was a 1.0.
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