i split my sides

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when something is so funny you laugh so hard your guts want to escape through your mouth
My cousin told me he peed his pants laughing at my dad's joke.
I laughed so hard my neighbor came to check if I was having a seizure.
My dog split his sides watching me try to dance like a flamingo.
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when you laugh so hard you think your ribs are going to turn into confetti
My friend laughed so hard he dropped his pizza and it flew into the street.
I split my sides watching my mom try to text with her toes.
My brother laughed so hard he cried and then laughed again.
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when you laugh so hard you wish you had a button to stop your face from turning red
I laughed so hard my face turned purple and my dog ran away.
My sister split her sides watching me try to balance on one foot.
I laughed so hard I forgot how to breathe for a minute.
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when you laugh so hard you feel like your lungs are going to pop
I laughed so hard my lungs felt like they were going to explode.
My friend split his sides watching me try to sing karaoke with my nose.
I laughed so hard my phone fell out of my hand and broke.
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when something is so funny you laugh so hard you feel like you're going to lose your voice forever
I laughed so hard I couldn't talk for an hour.
My dog split his sides watching me try to walk like a chicken.
I laughed so hard my brother asked if I was having a heart attack.
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when you laugh so hard you feel like your whole body is doing the twist
I laughed so hard my whole body shook like a earthquake.
My sister split her sides watching me try to dance like a robot.
I laughed so hard my chair fell over.
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