I sony fit chew

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You say this when you're so full you feel like a balloon about to pop and you're trying to be funny to save yourself from being ignored.
I sony fit chew, I might burst like a piñata full of confetti and regret.
Aunt Karen just fed me six slices of pizza. I sony fit chew, I'm gonna die in the living room.
I sony fit chew, I'm not laughing. I'm screaming inside.
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You use this when you're stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey and you're trying to make people laugh instead of throwing up.
I sony fit chew, I just ate so much I could bench press a plate.
Mom made her famous lasagna. I sony fit chew, I'm gonna need a laxative and a prayer.
I sony fit chew, I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying.
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You say this when you're so full you're ready to explode and you're trying to be the funny one to make it through dinner alive.
I sony fit chew, I think I just ate a whole pie by myself.
I sony fit chew, I'm gonna need a nap and a shovel.
I sony fit chew, I'm not sure if I'm still human.
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