Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid thing to say when you look like a ghost and everyone is laughing at you

I so pale, like I just walked out of a coffin

I so pale, I think the sun is scared of me

I so pale, my skin looks like it's gonna fall off

2

A loud way to tell people you're a vampire and you're mad about it

I so pale, I could suck your blood and you wouldn't even feel it

I so pale, I think I'm gonna bite someone

I so pale, I'm basically a walking dead person

3

A dumb excuse for why you look like you’ve been hiding in a freezer for years

I so pale, I think I’ve been frozen for a decade

I so pale, I look like I just came out of the ice cream truck

I so pale, my face is like a zombie’s face

4

A funny way to say you’re so white you could blind someone with your glow

I so pale, I could blind you with my white face

I so pale, I look like a neon light

I so pale, I’m basically a flashlight

5

A silly thing to say when you're so white you could pass for a ghost or a snowball

I so pale, I think I'm gonna turn into a snowman

I so pale, I could scare the ghost in the house

I so pale, my face is like a frozen pizza

6

A wild way to tell people you're so white you could make a whiteboard jealous

I so pale, I could be a whiteboard and still look better

I so pale, my skin is whiter than your mom’s socks

I so pale, I think I'm gonna erase you