I snorted

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When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they sprayed food out their nose like a dog with a belly full of treats

Bro: 'I just saw my mom try to eat a burrito while watching cat videos.' Me: 'I snorted.'

Friend: 'You said your boss looked like a confused potato.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I got ketchup on my shirt.'

Cousin: 'Your dad tried to dance to 'Stayin' Alive' in his pajamas.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my coffee.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they looked like they were about to explode from the inside out

Girl: 'Your dog tried to eat your homework.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I almost snorted my socks off.'

Bro: 'Your uncle tried to do the chicken dance at the funeral.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my soda.'

Friend: 'You told your mom her hair looked like a traffic jam.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my pizza.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they looked like they were about to turn into a cartoon

Boy: 'Your dad tried to play air guitar in the grocery store.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my chips.'

Girl: 'You said your dog looked like a confused flamingo.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my chocolate.'

Friend: 'Your brother tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the shower.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my cereal.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago