I smell skank

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A gross woman walking your way like she owns the place. She’s wearing shorts so short they’re basically a second opinion and her face looks like it’s been through a blender.
I smell skank walking into the club like she just robbed a bakery.
She showed up at my door in pajama shorts and a face that looked like it had been hit by a bus.
I saw her walking down the street and thought the sidewalk had just been vomited on.
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A woman so ugly and drunk she thinks she’s a queen. She’s got her bits on display and her hair looks like it was attacked by a raccoon.
I smell skank came into the bar and immediately started fighting with the bartender.
She walked into my room with a face like a used sock and a dress that screamed for help.
She tried to flirt with me and I had to look away because it was like watching a car crash.
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A woman who looks like she just got out of a trash can. She’s wearing clothes that are falling off her and she smells like she’s been eating expired pizza for a week.
I smell skank came into the restaurant and the whole place turned into a ghost town.
She showed up at my house in a dress that looked like it had been through a war.
I saw her in the park and I thought the ground had just gotten a new roommate.
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