i smell shit face

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The face you pull when you realize someone else is also stinking up the room and you’re not the only one who smells like a rotten trash can.

I walked into the lunchroom and saw my friend and realized I wasn’t the only one who smelled like a dead raccoon.

My mom walked in and I knew she had been wearing the same socks for two weeks.

At the bus stop, I saw my crush and realized I was the only one who didn’t smell like a sweaty gym sock.

That face you make when you’re trying to hide the fact that you just peed your pants and someone else smelled it too.

I tried to act cool but my friend knew I had peed my pants in math class.

I walked into the hallway and my teacher knew I had been eating onions for lunch.

I tried to smile but my crush knew I had been wearing the same socks for a week.

The face you make when you’re hit with a wave of smells so strong they almost make you vomit.

I walked into the cafeteria and almost threw up from the smell of burnt pizza and old cheese.

My brother walked in and I knew he had been eating expired chips for breakfast.

I walked into the bathroom and realized I had been sitting on a toilet that hadn’t been cleaned in a month.

That face you make when you’re surrounded by people who all stink and you have no idea which one is the worst.

I walked into the bus and realized I was the only one who didn’t smell like a gym sock.

My friend walked in and I knew she had been eating spicy food for lunch.

At the park, I saw my crush and realized I was the only one who didn’t smell like a dead rat.

The face you pull when you’re hit with the smell of something so bad it makes you want to run away and never come back.

I walked into the kitchen and realized I had been eating expired cereal for breakfast.

My mom walked in and I knew she had been wearing the same socks for a week.

I walked into the hallway and realized I had been sitting on a toilet that hadn’t been cleaned in a month.