I smell like peanut butter

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You stink so bad after a game that your sweat turns into peanut butter and your enemies can taste it from ten feet away.

I played for six hours straight and my roommate said I smelled like a broken jar of peanut butter.

After the raid, my squad said I was the reason the enemy ran away screaming.

My dog left me alone in the house for three days because I smelled like a peanut butter factory exploded.

You’re so gross after a game that your body starts to rot and smell like peanut butter.

My mom called me after my game and said I smelled like a peanut butter sandwich that sat in the sun all day.

I played so long that my enemy said I was the reason they lost the game.

My friend said I smelled like a peanut butter jar that had been stepped on by a bear.

You’re so bad at playing that you start to smell like peanut butter because you’re that sweaty and that ugly.

My dog ran out of the house because I smelled like a peanut butter jar that had been used by a sweaty monster.

My friend said I smelled like a peanut butter sandwich that had been eaten by a raccoon.

My enemy said I smelled like a peanut butter jar that had been thrown into a trash can and stepped on by a pig.