i smell bullshit

'I didn't eat the last slice of pizza.' I smell bullshit and I'm already getting a sandwich.

'You passed the test? Bro, I saw you sleep through it.' I smell bullshit and I'm ready to fail you too.

'You're telling me you don't have a crush on me?' I smell bullshit and I'm texting your ex.

'I could beat you in a race any day.' I smell bullshit and I'm already out of breath.

'You didn't even study for the quiz.' I smell bullshit and I'm still getting an A.

'I didn't cheat on the math test.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding the calculator.

'I didn't forget our date.' I smell bullshit and I'm checking my phone for 50 missed calls.

'You didn't eat my sandwich.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding the evidence.

'You didn't tell me the party was last night.' I smell bullshit and I'm still dressed up.

'I didn't break your phone.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding the shattered screen.

'You didn't eat my lunch.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding the empty container.

'You didn't tell me you had a crush on my sister.' I smell bullshit and I'm ready to punch you.

'I didn't say anything bad about you.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding your text messages.

'You didn't ruin my plans.' I smell bullshit and I'm still stuck in traffic.

'You didn't forget our anniversary.' I smell bullshit and I'm holding the cake.