I smell

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You send a message from someone's phone when they left it out in the open like a stupid idiot. It's like telling the whole world they're a clumsy mess. Use it as a status if you want to make them look even worse.

Sent a text to my ex from her phone while she was in the bathroom. She saw it on her phone when she came back and cried.

Posted 'I smell' as my Facebook status after seeing my mom's phone on the kitchen table.

Sent a message to my teacher from his phone during lunch. He saw it when he came back and was so mad he gave me a detention.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you know someone is lying, and you're not going to let them get away with it. It's like saying 'I know you're full of crap, and I'm not in the mood to play games.'

My friend said he didn't cheat on his test. I said 'I smell' and showed him the evidence.

My mom said she didn't eat the last slice of pizza. I said 'I smell' and pointed at her belly.

My brother said he didn't break my phone. I said 'I smell' and showed him the shattered screen.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You say it when you know something stupid is about to happen. Or you just caught a whiff of some gross cheese curds in the cafeteria.

I said 'I smell' when I saw my teacher bring out a giant cheese wheel for lunch.

I said 'I smell' when I saw my friend try to do a magic trick with a pencil.

I said 'I smell' when I walked into the cafeteria and smelled cheese curds.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You know someone is lying and you're not going to let them get away with it. You're like 'I know what you did, and I'm not in the mood to play games.'

I said 'I sense a lie' when my friend said he didn't eat my sandwich.

I said 'I sense a lie' when my brother said he didn't steal my game.

I said 'I sense a lie' when my mom said she didn't eat the last slice of cake.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When someone is talking nonsense and you know they're full of lies. You're like 'I know you're making this up, and I'm not in the mood to listen.'

I said 'when someone is bullshitting you' when my friend said he could fly.

I said 'when someone is bullshitting you' when my brother said he could talk to animals.

I said 'when someone is bullshitting you' when my mom said she could sing opera.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You know someone is lying and you're not going to let them get away with it. It's like when you catch a whiff of a strong wet fart and you know exactly what's going on.

I said 'when you can tell a nigga cappin' when my friend said he didn't eat my sandwich.

I said 'when you can tell a nigga cappin' when my brother said he didn't steal my game.

I said 'when you can tell a nigga cappin' when my mom said she didn't eat the last slice of cake.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You say it when you know what someone is saying. It's like you're saying 'I know what you're talking about, and I'm not in the mood to play games.'

I said 'another way to say I hear you' when my friend said he was tired.

I said 'another way to say I hear you' when my brother said he was hungry.

I said 'another way to say I hear you' when my mom said she was going to sleep.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago