I slug his jaw

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When you punch someone in the face so hard it sounds like a donkey got hit by a truck, and you’re too lazy to spell it right because your brain is full of glitter and trash.
I slug his jaw so hard his teeth fell out and he cried like a baby.
Slug his jaw and call it a day, you useless meat bag.
I slug his jaw and he went to the hospital. I went to the couch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The worst way to fight someone, like you’re too dumb to use your brain and just fling your fists like a toddler with a tantrum.
Slug his jaw like you’re trying to beat a piñata.
I slug his jaw because I can’t do anything else.
Slug his jaw and then ask for a snack.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you hit someone so hard it makes you feel like you’re the one who got hit, and you’re too proud to admit it.
I slug his jaw and my hand hurts more than his face.
Slug his jaw and then walk away like you’re a king.
He slug my jaw and I slug his jaw back. We’re both trash.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A lazy, stupid way to fight someone, like you’re too busy eating a bag of chips to do it right.
I slug his jaw with one hand while eating chips with the other.
Slug his jaw and then take a sip of soda.
I slug his jaw and forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you hit someone in the face so hard it feels like you’re the one who got hit, and you’re too dumb to notice.
I slug his jaw and my face is sore. I don’t care.
Slug his jaw and then sit on the floor like a baby.
He slug my jaw and I slug his jaw. Both of us are idiots.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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