I sliced myself a with a key

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A human who can’t tell the difference between a bathroom and a battlefield because they’re too obsessed with bad wounds.

My cousin got a paper cut and now he’s famous.

She stabbed herself with a pen and called it art.

He sliced his finger open just to show off.

People who think bleeding is a fashion statement and a key is just a fancy knife.

He used a key to cut his palm and posted it on Instagram.

My friend pierced her thumb with a key and said it was a new era.

He sliced his hand open with a key just to prove it was necessary.

Humans who think a key is a weapon and their own body is a target.

He used a key to stab himself and called it a workout.

My brother used a key to slash his arm and said it was a ‘breakthrough’.

She used a key to cut herself and said it was a new level of pain.