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you crushed your penis like a taco in a car door
My buddy ran out of the car screaming like a banshee.
He was too busy texting to notice the door was open.
Now he’s gonna need a doctor and a taco.
I slammed my penith in the car door
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you took a meaty hit to the meat
He looked like he just saw his ex’s new boyfriend.
He tried to hide it but his face said it all.
He’s now known as ‘The Door Incident’ at the gym.
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you made your penis feel like it was in a car crash
He was too proud to back down from the challenge.
He slammed the door like it owed him money.
Now his penis is on vacation.