I shouldn’t have asked

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You blurt out something you wish you could take back and hope no one heard it

I told my boss I’d work late, then realized I had a date.

I said my ex was ugly, then saw her in a photo.

I told my mom I’d clean my room, then saw how messy it was.

You open your mouth and say something stupid that makes you want to die

I told my crush I had a dog, then remembered I got rid of it last year.

I said I’d eat anything, then saw the meatloaf.

I told my friend I could swim, then got thrown into the lake.

You say something and instantly wish you had a time machine to erase it

I told my teacher I finished my homework, then realized I hadn’t.

I said I’d beat my brother at video games, then lost 10 times.

I told my dog I’d walk him, then saw the park.

You speak and immediately realize you’ve made a huge mistake

I told my friend I’d come to the party, then got stuck in traffic.

I said I’d eat pizza for breakfast, then saw the whole box.

I told my mom I’d do the dishes, then saw how dirty they were.

You say something and instantly regret it like it was your last meal

I told my dad I’d mow the lawn, then saw the weeds.

I said I’d pass the test, then got a 45.

I told my crush I’d call him, then got a text from my ex.