I shit on babies

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I poop on babies like they’re my enemies and I just got my ass kicked.

I shit on babies because they looked at me wrong.

I took a dump on a baby during a Zoom call.

I pooped on a baby and called it a business move.

I drop the bomb on babies like they’re my last hope and I’m out of options.

I shit on babies because they wouldn’t shut up.

I dumped a load on a baby during a lunch break.

I took a leak on a baby and called it a friendship.

I turn babies into puddles of poop because I’m tired and I don’t care.

I shit on babies during my morning coffee.

I dumped on a baby like it was a crime.

I took a dump on a baby and walked away like I won.