Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say something nobody cares about, and it smells like regret.

I shit love you, babe. You’re the best. Whatever.

I shit love you. I think I just said that out of guilt.

I shit love you. It’s a thing now. Don’t question it.

2

A lazy person’s attempt at being romantic, and it’s full of bad decisions.

I shit love you. Just like I shit on my ex every day.

I shit love you. I’m not even sure what that means.

I shit love you. It’s just another bad text.

3

A cursed phrase that makes people want to throw up and delete the sender.

I shit love you. I’m gonna vomit now.

I shit love you. You’re the worst.

I shit love you. I hate you now.

4

A half-assed confession that sounds like it came from a drunk person.

I shit love you. I think I’m drunk.

I shit love you. My brain is fried.

I shit love you. This is not a real feeling.

5

A stupid way to say something that sounds like it was written by a toddler.

I shit love you. I’m five years old.

I shit love you. I can’t read.

I shit love you. My dog wrote this.

6

A terrible phrase that makes your heart feel like it’s being stabbed by a hot dog.

I shit love you. My heart is dead.

I shit love you. I can’t feel anything.

I shit love you. It’s like a hot dog stabbed me.