Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You think two people should be together and you yell it like it’s the last day of school and you’re free forever.

My mom and the mailman? I ship it.

Why is no one shipping these two? They’re perfect.

I ship it so hard I might need a second heart.

2

You see two people and you go nuts because you think they should be dating, like it’s a crime they aren’t.

Why isn’t anyone shipping these two? It’s a crime.

I ship it so hard my brain is exploding.

I ship it so much my dog knows about it.

3

You think two people would be perfect together and you say it like you’re the president of love.

I ship it like it’s my full-time job.

I ship it so hard I got a tattoo about it.

I ship it so much my friends are tired of it.

4

You love watching two people interact, even if they’re from different worlds and it’s completely ridiculous.

I ship a dragon with a wizard. It’s ridiculous.

I ship a vampire with a robot. It’s wild.

I ship a cat with a dog. It’s basic.

5

You think two people will get together and you’re so loud about it, you might as well be screaming it to the whole universe.

I ship it so loud my neighbors heard me.

I ship it like it’s the final exam.

I ship it so much my dog got a degree in it.

6

You want two people to date, and you’re so annoying about it, you might as well be the class clown.

I ship it like it’s my full-time job.

I ship it so much my teachers got tired of it.

I ship it so hard I got a medal for it.

7

You like someone and you say it like you’re the best friend of the universe.

I ship it like it’s my birthday.

I ship it so much my dog got a nickname for it.

I ship it so hard I got a gold star for it.