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He gave himself a bald head like a chicken without feathers
My barber just turned me into a rooster
I looked like a fried egg with no yolk
My head is now a pizza without cheese
I shaved my head
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He cut all his hair off like a madman with a rusty knife
I had a knife fight with my hair
My head looked like a bad haircut from jail
I’m now the prisoner of my own head
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He turned his head into a smooth ball like a baby’s bottom
My head is now a baby’s butt
I looked like a smooth marble
My hair ran away and left me bald