I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

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I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not even slightly sorry
I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not even slightly sorry
You’re just a side dish to my main course
I don’t identify as anything. I’m just a goddamn helicopter
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I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not asking for your approval
I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not asking for your approval
You’re just here to be blown up
I don’t need your permission to be awesome
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I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not even close to being impressed by you
I’m a Russian attack helicopter and I’m not even close to being impressed by you
You’re just a target and you know it
I could take you out in my sleep
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