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The worst way to laugh at someone who just face-planted into the floor like a clumsy idiot, making them feel like a total disaster.
I seen that when your cousin spilled his pizza and fell into a puddle.
I seen that when your friend tripped over a chair and landed face-first on the floor.
I seen that when your dog ran into the fridge and knocked it over.
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What a brain-dead person says instead of 'I saw,' like they're too dumb to use proper words.
'I seen that shirt on you yesterday!' said the kid who can't spell 'saw.'
My grandma said, 'I seen that movie, it was terrible!' and she didn't know what 'saw' meant.
My brother says 'I seen that dog' like he's the king of the dumb.
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A Midwestern way of saying 'I saw' that makes you feel like you're in a cornfield with a bunch of farmers.
'I seen that truck crash into the barn!' said the guy from Iowa.
My uncle from Wisconsin said, 'I seen that game, it was wild!'
My cousin from Missouri said, 'I seen that pizza, it was huge!'
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What you say when you see a girl's butt or a guy's junk, like you just got a free show.
'I seen that!' said my friend when he saw the girl in the tight jeans.
I said 'I seen that' when I walked in and saw my brother's friend wearing nothing but a towel.
My brother shouted 'I seen that!' when he saw his friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend.
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A phrase from someone who saw someone fall and then pretend like it never happened, like they're the biggest fake.
'I seen that!' my friend said when I fell out of my chair and landed on the floor.
I heard my cousin say 'I seen that!' after my brother tripped and fell into the table.
My mom said 'I seen that!' after my little brother fell into the pool and came up like nothing happened.
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A totally insane song by YES and a totally insane game by SAW. Gravitate your ass away from you. You're move. UNLV... you en el veeas I can lift you up.
'I seen that song by YES, it was insane!' said my friend after it played for ten hours straight.
My brother said, 'I seen that game by SAW, it was wild!' and he still hasn't recovered.
I heard my mom say, 'I seen that song, it made me want to scream!' and she's not wrong.
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When you see someone acting like a total lunatic, and you're so confused and annoyed that you can't even talk.
'I seen that!' my friend said when my dog ran around the house like it was on fire.
I said 'I seen that!' when my brother started talking to a wall like it was his best friend.
My mom said 'I seen that!' when my little brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
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