I see bears on the road

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A stupid phrase that means you're too lazy to move out of the way and you're watching bears like they're on TV.

I see bears on the road, so I'm gonna take a nap and let them fight it out.

I see bears on the road, why would I even try to drive?

I see bears on the road, I'm just gonna text my mom about it.

A loudmouth way of saying you're too stupid to notice something obvious and you're going to complain about it later.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna yell at the bear like it's my ex.

I see bears on the road, I'm not moving because I'm too proud.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna post a TikTok about it and no one will care.

A fancy way of saying you're a do-nothing piece of garbage and you're going to let bears take over the road.

I see bears on the road, I'm just gonna eat a sandwich and let them crash into my car.

I see bears on the road, I'm too tired to do anything but curse.

I see bears on the road, I'm gonna text my brother and say I'm dead.