I saw the cosine

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I saw the sign of the math devil. It was like a holy war but with angles.
I saw the cosine in the math test. I cried. It was like being excommunicated.
My math teacher said, 'I saw the cosine,' and I knew I was doomed.
I texted my friend: 'I saw the cosine. I'm gonna fail.'
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I saw the sign. It was a math student's last stand.
'I saw the cosine,' he said. I knew he was gonna die in algebra.
She whispered, 'I saw the cosine,' and I knew she was going to be expelled.
My brother messaged me: 'I saw the cosine. I think I'm gonna get a tattoo of pi.'
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I saw the sign. It was like the math gods had cursed me.
'I saw the cosine,' she said. I knew I was gonna get a D.
He yelled, 'I saw the cosine!' and I knew his life was over.
I posted on Twitter: 'I saw the cosine. I feel like I’ve been exiled from the math realm.'
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