i saw someone

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When you spot someone and they wave and you wave back and you end up having lunch and laughing and then you kill each other.

I saw my ex at the burger place. We waved. We had lunch. Now we're both dead.

My mom saw my dad at the grocery store. They said hi. They had coffee. Now they're both in the hospital.

I saw my teacher at the mall. We said hi. We got ice cream. Now we're both dead.

You see someone and they say hello and you say hello and you hang out and have fun and then you get murdered.

I saw my crush at the park. We said hi. We had a picnic. Now I'm dead.

My brother saw his friend at the gas station. They said hi. They got tacos. Now my brother is dead.

I saw my nemesis at the movies. We said hi. We watched the movie. Now I'm in a body bag.

You see someone and they say hi and you say hi and then you go eat and laugh and then you die.

I saw my friend at the pizza place. We said hi. We ate. Now I'm dead.

My dad saw my uncle at the bar. They said hi. They drank. Now my dad is dead.

I saw my enemy at the library. We said hi. We read. Now I'm dead.