I said this earlier

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A way to brag about how good your story or joke was because no one listened the first time.
I said this earlier, and you didn't even notice I was right.
You laughed at my joke once. Now I get to tell it again because you're stupid.
I said this earlier, and you’re still wrong. Now I get to rub it in.
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You’re too dumb to remember what I said. So I’m going to say it again, and this time you’ll listen.
I said this earlier. You forgot. Now I’m going to say it again, and you’ll wish you had a time machine.
You missed it the first time. Now I get to tell it again, and you’re gonna regret it.
I said this earlier. You’re too stupid to remember. Now I’m gonna tell it again, and you’re gonna cry.
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You’re too lazy to remember what I said. So I’m going to say it again, and you’ll thank me later.
I said this earlier. You’re too lazy to remember. Now I’m going to say it again, and you’re gonna be thankful.
I told you this before. You didn’t listen. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna wish you had paid attention.
I said this earlier. You’re too lazy to remember. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna be impressed.
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You’re too thick to get what I said the first time. So I’m telling it again, and this time you’ll get it, or you’ll be sad.
I said this earlier. You’re too thick to get it. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna be sad.
You didn’t get it the first time. Now I’m telling it again, and you’ll be crying.
I said this earlier. You’re too thick to understand. Now I’m going to tell it again, and you’ll be screaming.
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You’re too dumb to remember. So I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna wish you had a brain.
I said this earlier. You’re too dumb to remember. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna wish you had a brain.
You didn’t hear me the first time. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna be confused.
I said this earlier. You’re too dumb. Now I’m telling it again, and you’re gonna be embarrassed.
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You’re too lazy to remember. So I’m telling it again, and this time you’ll be impressed, or you’ll be screaming.
I said this earlier. You’re too lazy. Now I’m telling it again, and you’ll be impressed, or you’ll be screaming.
You didn’t listen the first time. Now I’m telling it again, and you’ll be screaming or happy.
I said this earlier. You’re too lazy to remember. Now I’m telling it again, and you’ll be screaming or smiling.
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