I said Memphis

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I said Memphis is when you did something cool while your friend was there but they still think you're lying and you're too lazy to prove it

I said Memphis when I ate that whole pizza while you were at the store

I said Memphis when I finished your video game while you were taking a nap

I said Memphis when I posted your embarrassing photo online while you were out of town

I said Memphis is when you do something awesome while your friend is away and they come back to say you're full of crap

I said Memphis when I got a tattoo while you were at the doctor's office

I said Memphis when I bought a new phone while you were stuck in traffic

I said Memphis when I ate all your fries while you were in the bathroom

I said Memphis is when your friend is gone and you do something wild and they come back and laugh at you for being a fool

I said Memphis when I painted my face blue while you were at the store

I said Memphis when I tried to ride a bike without training wheels while you were on a date

I said Memphis when I drank three sodas while you were watching a movie