i said damn

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A loud, angry shout you yell when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain hurt
My friend said he turned into a chicken. I said damn.
My mom said she’s gonna stop aging. I said damn.
My teacher said pizza is a fruit. I said damn.
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What you scream when someone tells a lie so big it could make a giant cry
My cousin said he flew to Mars. I said damn.
My boss said he’s gonna work for free. I said damn.
My brother said he can eat a whole cow. I said damn.
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A strong swear word you use when someone does something so dumb it makes your face go red
My dad said he can juggle elephants. I said damn.
My friend said he’s gonna eat the internet. I said damn.
My teacher said math is fun. I said damn.
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A loud curse you yell when someone says something so crazy it makes your brain explode
My neighbor said he owns a volcano. I said damn.
My mom said she’s gonna live forever. I said damn.
My brother said he can talk to dogs. I said damn.
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A powerful swear word you use when someone says something so stupid it makes your face look like a tomato
My friend said he can run faster than sound. I said damn.
My teacher said homework is optional. I said damn.
My dad said he can ride a dinosaur. I said damn.
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