I roofayou

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I’m your personal cheerleader and your backup plan if life decides to mess you up.

I roofayou through that failed math test and your mom’s bad driving.

I roofayou when you spill coffee on your shirt and your boss is a lunatic.

I roofayou even when you forget your own name and your dog eats your homework.

I’m the guy who won’t let you fail, even if you try to fail yourself to death.

I roofayou when you drop out of school and start a band.

I roofayou through your bad hair day and your even worse attitude.

I roofayou when you get grounded and your phone is in the kitchen.

I’m the best friend you never knew you needed, and I’m not leaving until you’re famous.

I roofayou when you post a bad TikTok and no one likes it.

I roofayou when your crush ignores you and your mom yells at you.

I roofayou even when you’re too lazy to get out of bed on a Tuesday.