I roger that

'You're gonna fail that test?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna fail it with style.'

'He just called you a crybaby?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna cry and then punch him.'

'You want to rob a bank?' 'I roger that, I've been waiting for this my whole life.'

'This movie is the worst ever?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna yell it from the rooftops.'

'You just got fired?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna quit too.'

'She said I stank?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna stink up the whole town.'

'He cheated on you?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna beat him up and then take his place.'

'You want to eat pizza for dinner?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna eat it for three days straight.'

'You want to drop out of school?' 'I roger that, I'm gonna drop out with you and then drop out of life.'