i rest on your face

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A smug, butt-faced way of saying you're done being an idiot and you're leaning on their face to prove it.

I rest on your face, you knucklehead. Your face is now my pillow.

I rest on your face like it's the last chair on the bus.

I rest on your face because you're the only one who doesn't look like a fried egg.

When you're too lazy to walk away but still want to show off how much you're winning.

I rest on your face like I'm the king of the trash can.

I rest on your face because you're the only one who doesn't smell like a gym sock.

I rest on your face and I don’t even care if you’re still breathing.

You're leaning on their face like it's a throne and you're the most important person in the room.

I rest on your face like I just won the lottery and you're my sidekick.

I rest on your face because you're the only one who didn’t take a nap in the middle of the day.

I rest on your face like it’s a mattress and you’re my personal couch.