I respect that

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Someone who thinks something is totally awesome but acts like they're not a total f***ing idiot for thinking that.

I respect that you can still breathe after eating four burgers.

I respect that you can ride a bike without falling off.

I respect that you can spell 'respect' without looking it up.

What a guy says to a girl when he finds out she’s still a virgin and hopes he doesn’t have to eat a sandwich that’s been sitting in the fridge since 2012.

I respect that you haven’t been touched by anything except maybe a toaster.

I respect that you’ve never had a pizza with extra cheese and extra regret.

I respect that you still have your dignity, and I’m jealous.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you’re about to propose but realize you still haven’t learned how to tie your shoes.

I respect that you’re still a woman and not some f***ing robot.

I respect that you can still feel pain and not just regret.

I respect that you’re still human and not some f***ing alien.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you have no idea what you’re talking about but still want to sound like you’re important.

I respect that you can still stand up after falling down five times.

I respect that you still have hair and not just f***ing regrets.

I respect that you can still eat pizza without crying.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Something Nick says all the time because he’s f***ing lazy and doesn’t know how to say anything else.

I respect that Nick says that all the time like it’s some f***ing mantra.

I respect that Nick says that like it’s the meaning of life.

I respect that Nick says that like he’s the f***ing king of respect.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Something all Nicks say because they’re all f***ing lazy and don’t know how to say anything else.

I respect that all Nicks say that like it’s the f***ing law.

I respect that all Nicks say that like they’re f***ing prophets.

I respect that all Nicks say that like they’re f***ing kings.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you’re pretending to respect something but you’re really just trying to get out of a conversation.

I respect that you think that’s cool, but I’m just trying to get out of this conversation.

I respect that you said that, but I’m just trying to forget this ever happened.

I respect that you think that’s legit, but I’m just trying to save my brain.

by Slangipedia 11d ago