I Resemble That Remark

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You just took a dump on your own face with that comment. Now you’re the one who smells bad.
'You’re ugly.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You failed the test.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a lousy singer.' 'I resemble that remark.'
2
You said something stupid, and now you’re the laughing stock of the whole room.
'You’re a bad driver.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re the worst at video games.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad dancer.' 'I resemble that remark.'
3
You called someone a dummy, and now you’re the dummy.
'You’re a dummy.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad cook.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a lousy friend.' 'I resemble that remark.'
4
You just bit the hand that fed you with that comment.
'You’re a bad listener.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad speaker.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad neighbor.' 'I resemble that remark.'
5
You said something so dumb, it came back and hit you in the face.
'You’re a bad student.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad parent.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad teacher.' 'I resemble that remark.'
6
You just turned your own insult into a slap on the wrist.
'You’re a bad singer.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad actor.' 'I resemble that remark.'
'You’re a bad athlete.' 'I resemble that remark.'
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