i require lasagna

Garfield just walked in and said, 'I require lasagna' like he’s the king of the kitchen and we’re all just peasants.

He said, 'I require lasagna' right before he ate my whole plate.

Garfield said, 'I require lasagna' and then stared at me like I’d personally insulted his ancestors.

Garfield said, 'I require lasagna' like he’s got a gold-plated fork and we’re all eating with our hands.

He said, 'I require lasagna' and then fell asleep on the couch with a plate in his hand.

Garfield told me, 'I require lasagna,' and I felt like I’d been rejected by the food gods.

Garfield said, 'I require lasagna,' and I was like, 'You’re the main course and I’m just a garnish.'

He said, 'I require lasagna,' and then I had to eat the leftovers.

Garfield said, 'I require lasagna,' and I was forced to watch him eat it in slow motion.