I Remember Cecil

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A fake movie made up by a drunk man who thinks he's a superhero, starring two old action stars who can't remember their own names, and it's so bad it makes the British feel ashamed.
'I remember Cecil' is the worst movie ever, and I saw it in my head while drunk at 2 AM.
My dad said it's like watching a goat try to do parkour.
That movie is so bad, it made my math teacher cry.
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A made-up movie that only exists in the brain of a guy who thinks he’s British, starring two guys who look like they just came out of a blender, and it’s so stupid it could make a dog laugh.
I dreamt about that movie, and it was like a nightmare made of corn dogs.
My cousin said it’s the reason he quit watching movies.
That movie is so bad, my goldfish got a migraine.
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A totally fake movie that a man with a bad haircut imagined, starring two guys who are too old to be cool anymore, and it’s so dumb it could make a volcano erupt.
I saw that movie in my head, and it was like watching a toaster fight a duck.
That movie is the reason I hate all movies now.
My mom said it’s worse than her ex’s singing.
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