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The 'I remember when' law is a rule that says if someone posts a photo of their kid, grandkid, or dog on social media, half the comments will be from people going on about their own kid, grandkid, or dog. It's like they're trying to one-up you.
My niece posted a pic of her new dog. Now 12 people are talking about their cats.
He posted his grandkid’s first steps. Now 8 comments are about his kid’s failed marriage.
She posted a selfie with her kid. Now 7 people are talking about their kid’s bad hair.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fake movie title that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are in, only in Peter Griffin’s head. It's a stupid mix of action, British drama, and a bunch of nonsense that makes no sense.
Peter said he saw the movie. It had Arnold and Sly fighting in a palace.
He thinks the movie is real. It’s got a guy named Charles in it.
Peter said the movie is about a family and a clam.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A song about how someone misses the past and wants to go back to when everything was perfect. It’s cheesy, emotional, and written by someone who thinks they’re poetic.
She texted me: 'I remember when we used to dance in the rain.'
He posted a song: 'I remember when we kissed under the stars.'
She wrote a poem: 'I remember when you were kind to me.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What you say when someone is being a baby. You say it right before you tell them what they're being a baby about. It’s like you're trying to shut them up before they start crying.
'I remember,' he said. 'You’re being a baby about your stupid job.'
She said, 'I remember.' 'You’re being a baby about your divorce.'
He said, 'I remember.' 'You’re being a baby about your ex.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What you say when you're so confused you don’t know what day it is. It’s like your brain got hit by a truck and forgot everything.
'I can’t remember,' he said. 'Did I eat breakfast today?'
She said, 'I can’t remember. Did I get a haircut?'
He said, 'I can’t remember. Did I pay rent?'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What you say when you get knocked out by a tiny case of forgetfulness. It’s like your brain just shut down for a minute.
He said, 'I remember.' 'Wait, I just got hit on the head.'
She said, 'I remember.' 'Wait, I got hit on the head.'
He said, 'I remember.' 'Wait, I got hit on the head.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A super insult that Steve Martin used when he was being a smart-ass. It's like he said something stupid and got called out for it.
He said, 'I remember.' 'You’re being a baby about your stupid job.'
She said, 'I remember.' 'You’re being a baby about your divorce.'
He said, 'I remember.' 'You’re being a baby about your ex.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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