i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

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You're wrong and I'm right, and I'm not even listening to you anymore. I’m just gonna make your stupid point into mine.
You said I failed the test. I said I didn’t. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
He told me I was late. I said I was on time. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
She said I broke the lamp. I said it was an accident. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
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A famous line from a movie nobody cares about, but it sounds cool when you say it while being a total ass.
I said it in class and got a detention. It was worth it.
I used it in a text to my mom. She replied with ‘what the hell is this’.
I said it in a group chat and no one talked to me for a week.
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You might be right, but I’m not letting you win. I’m changing your facts into my lies.
She said I was wrong. I said I was right. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
He said I cheated. I said I didn’t. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
He said I was late again. I said I was on time. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
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You already died, but you still try to kill the bad guy. That’s just stupid.
He was dead but still fought. That’s just stupid.
She was a zombie but still ran from the monster. That’s just stupid.
He got hit by a truck but still ran at the guy. That’s just stupid.
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You know eating shit is gross, but you still do it because you’re too dumb to care.
He said eating cat food was gross, but he still ate it. That’s just dumb.
She said eating dog poop was bad, but she still did it. That’s just dumb.
He said eating mud was gross, but he still ate it. That’s just dumb.
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You're too stubborn to accept the truth, so you just make up your own.
He said I was wrong. I said I was right. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
She said I cheated. I said I didn’t. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
He said I was late. I said I was on time. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
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You're too dumb to accept the facts, so you just make up your own stupid version of the truth.
He said I failed. I said I passed. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
She said I cheated. I said I didn’t. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
He said I was wrong. I said I was right. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
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