I regret nothing

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This phrase is yelled like a battle cry when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you’re too high on dumb to feel bad about it. Usually ends with a . gif of a cat doing something even dumber.

I regret nothing after eating three whole pizzas in one sitting and then crying in the shower.

I regret nothing after getting a tattoo of a dancing chicken on my forehead.

I regret nothing after getting fired for singing in the office shower.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The Postal Dude says this before he eats a grenade like it’s a snack and then explodes like a human firework. It’s the most glorious way to die and everyone else is just jealous.

I regret nothing before I blow up my face with a grenade and then die in a pool of my own brains.

I regret nothing before I eat a grenade and then scream in slow motion as I explode.

I regret nothing before I take a grenade bite and then become a human explosion.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Something the Postal Dude says right before he kills himself in the most dramatic and over-the-top way possible, which somehow still makes you feel like you’re watching a movie instead of a man dying.

I regret nothing before I blow myself up in slow motion and then become a statue in the middle of a battlefield.

I regret nothing before I eat a grenade and then scream into the sky like a god.

I regret nothing before I explode and then become a legend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago