Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I'm too lazy to type and also too proud to ask for help

I'm too lazy to type my definition and I'm too proud to ask for help

I'm sitting here like a king, and I won't type a single word

I refuse to type because I'm too lazy and too stubborn to move my fingers

2

I'm giving you the silent treatment and also giving you the finger

I'm giving you the silent treatment and the finger

I refuse to type because I'm too busy being mad at you

I'm sitting here like a grumpy old man, typing nothing

3

I'm typing with my feet because my hands are too lazy to move

I'm typing with my feet because my hands are too lazy

I'm typing with my feet and my brain is on vacation

My feet are typing and my hands are taking a nap

4

I’m too tired to type and I also don’t care about your stupid definition

I’m too tired to type and I don’t care about your stupid definition

I’m sleeping and I refuse to type because I’m too tired

I’m ignoring your definition and I’m also ignoring my keyboard

5

I’m pretending I can’t see the keyboard and I’m also pretending I can’t type

I’m pretending I can’t see the keyboard

I’m pretending I can’t type and I’m also pretending I don’t care

I’m sitting here like I’m blind and I don’t know how to type

6

I’m too busy eating my feelings to type your definition

I’m eating my feelings and also ignoring your definition

I’m crying and also too busy to type