I really want my relatives to disappear

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I don’t care if they get run over by a truck or turned into confetti. I just want them gone. Forever.

My cousin’s here for the weekend and I’m already counting down the hours until he leaves.

I swear if my uncle shows up at the funeral I’ll throw him in the casket.

My aunt texted me a photo of her cat. I almost threw my phone out the window.

These people are like a bad smell in my house. I need them gone. I’ll do anything to make them disappear.

My cousin’s loud mouth is louder than my alarm clock every morning.

My uncle came to my birthday party and ruined it. I still haven’t forgiven him.

My aunt called me and started talking about her cat for 45 minutes.

I’m tired of their nonsense. I want them gone. I don’t care if it takes a spaceship to get them out of my life.

My cousin showed up uninvited and took over my living room.

My uncle turned my quiet dinner into a loud shouting match.

My aunt called me at 3 a. m. to tell me about her cat’s diet.