I really don’t need no light to see through you

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You're so obvious I could punch you in the face without turning on the lights.
You walked in, and I knew you were there to trash my work. No need for lights.
He said he was just passing by. I called him out in front of the whole office.
She was wearing my shirt. I didn’t need a flashlight to see she was trying to steal my job.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're like a broken window, I can see right through you and I don’t even care.
He tried to pretend he didn’t know me. I told him he was as transparent as a glass pane.
She was lying through her teeth, but I saw right through her like she was a window.
He said he was just here for coffee. I told him I could see his thoughts through his forehead.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
3
You're so easy to read I could write a book about you and never put it down.
He came in, and I knew he was there to rat me out. I didn’t even need a lamp.
She said she was just here for the party. I told her I knew she was there to gossip.
He tried to act cool. I told him I could read his thoughts from across the room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
4
You're like a fart in a room, I can see you and I don't even want to be near you.
He walked in and I knew he was there to ruin my day. I didn’t need a light to see him.
She said she was just passing by. I told her I knew she was there to take my spot.
He tried to be quiet. I told him I could hear his thoughts through the wall.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're like a sock that’s been in the laundry for a year, I can see you and I don’t even want to touch you.
He walked in, and I knew he was there to make my life hell. I didn’t need a lamp to see that.
She said she was just here for the meeting. I told her I knew she was there to backstab me.
He tried to be sneaky. I told him I could read his mind from across the room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're like a broken watch, I can see right through you and I don’t even need a second glance.
He came in, and I knew he was there to take my spot. I didn’t need a light to see that.
She said she was just passing by. I told her I knew she was there to steal my ideas.
He tried to act cool. I told him I could read his thoughts from across the room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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