I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?

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A shirt you wear to show the world that math is the worst thing since sliced bread and you are done with it for good.

I wore this shirt to math class and got a free lunch because the teacher was so mad.

My dog wore it and peed on the algebra worksheet.

My mom bought it and now she calls me every day to yell about it.

A phrase you scream at your math teacher when you realize they will never stop making you do problems.

I screamed it at my teacher and now she gives me extra homework.

I said it during a test and got a zero.

I yelled it in the hallway and now the principal knows.

A statement you make to your friends when you are too lazy to do your math homework and you want to be cool.

I said it to my friends and now we all fail math together.

I posted it on TikTok and got 100 likes.

I texted it to my crush and now we have a math group chat.

A way to tell your parents that you will never use math in real life and you are going to be rich instead.

I told my parents and now they say I will never be rich.

I said it at dinner and got grounded.

I wrote it on my forehead and got a tattoo.

A magical phrase that turns your math teacher into a zombie who will never stop asking you questions.

I said it and now my teacher is a zombie.

I whispered it during lunch and the whole class heard.

I yelled it and now the math department is after me.

A thing you say when math is so bad it feels like you are being tortured with geometry every single day.

I said it and got a detention.

I said it during a pop quiz and got a 100% on my math test by accident.

I said it to my brother and now we fight about math.