I really do want to die

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I really do want to die. I’d rather be a dead dog in a ditch than a living idiot with a gold-plated dumbass.
I’d rather be roadkill than rich and stupid.
I’d take a bullet for peace.
I’d rather be buried than rich and annoying.
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I’m so done with life that I’d rather eat my own socks than keep breathing.
I’d eat my own shoes before I’d deal with another day.
I’d rather be a sock-eating ghost than a living fool.
I’m ready to die just to escape this nonsense.
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I want to die so bad I’d let a pig roast me just to get out of this hell.
Let a pig roast me and I’d be happy.
I’d let a pig cook me just to be dead.
If a pig offered me death, I’d take it.
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