i pwn the internet

I pwn the internet so hard, even Google asked for my autograph.

My memes are so good, the internet is now my servant.

I posted a tweet and the whole web had to delete their old ones.

I pwn the internet so much, it started a riot just to get out of my way.

My stream is so good, the internet had to take a break just to recover.

I posted a video, and the internet got a headache.

I pwn the internet so bad, it's now my pet.

The internet tried to beat me, but I just laughed and posted a meme.

I posted one tweet and the internet went to sleep.