Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You feel bad for someone too dumb to make their own decisions.

I putty you because you still use Facebook instead of Instagram.

I putty you when you can't even pick a pizza topping.

I putty you because you asked for help tying your shoes.

2

You feel like punching someone who can't think for themselves.

I putty you because you chose a burger over a steak.

I putty you when you can't even send a text message.

I putty you because you asked for help finding your phone.

3

You feel like you're babysitting a grown adult who can't think.

I putty you because you still use Google instead of Bing.

I putty you when you can't decide what to wear.

I putty you because you asked for help picking a movie.

4

You feel bad for someone who's too lazy to use their brain.

I putty you because you still use a flip phone.

I putty you when you can't even read a menu.

I putty you because you asked for help finding your keys.

5

You feel like you're talking to a kid who's too old to think.

I putty you because you still use MySpace.

I putty you when you can't even write your own name.

I putty you because you asked for help opening a door.