i put on my wizard hat

This phrase is the start of the most legendary fake sex chat ever made, and it’s all thanks to BloodNinja and his terrible life choices.

When you pretend to have a wild time with someone online, but you're just wearing a hat and a robe and pretending to be a wizard.

It’s the moment you decide to make up a whole fantasy life because your real life is a disaster.

This line is the beginning of the most cringe-filled fake sex chat in the history of the internet.

It’s when you try to be cool, but you’re just a guy in a hat and a robe, and you're probably still a virgin.

This phrase is like the intro to the worst fantasy adventure you’ll ever have, and it’s all because of BloodNinja.