I pulled it out of my asshat

I pulled it out of my asshat when I tried to explain why I failed math again.

My friend said I pulled it out of my asshat when I said the sky was green.

I pulled it out of my asshat when I told my teacher the dog did my homework.

I pulled it out of my asshat when I told my mom I won the lottery.

He pulled it out of his asshat when he said he was a superhero.

I pulled it out of my asshat when I told my boss I was on a business trip to Mars.

I pulled it out of my asshat when I said the president called me.

She pulled it out of her asshat when she said the aliens gave her the answer.

He pulled it out of his asshat when he said he was a time traveler.