I promise you

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A fake promise you make when someone yells at you for messing up something they thought was perfect.

'I promise you, I didn't steal your lunch money!' said the kid who was clearly eating it.

'I promise you, I didn't break your phone!' said the kid who was clearly texting on it.

'I promise you, I didn't eat the last pizza!' said the kid who was clearly licking the box.

You say this when you're too lazy to fix your mistakes and hope the person will just forget about it.

'I promise you, I didn't cheat on the test!' said the kid who had a cheat sheet in his pocket.

'I promise you, I didn't forget your birthday!' said the kid who had no idea it was happening.

'I promise you, I didn't eat the whole cake!' said the kid who was already licking the bowl.

You say this when you're in love so much it hurts and you're also too scared to let them go.

'I promise you, I won't forget you!' said the kid who texted three other people right after.

'I promise you, I'll never leave you!' said the kid who ran off with the other team.

'I promise you, I'll always love you!' said the kid who dated three people the next day.

You say this when you're in love so hard it feels like your heart's going to explode and you're also too scared to let them go.

'I promise you, I'll never forget you!' said the kid who forgot their own name.

'I promise you, I'll always be there for you!' said the kid who was never there for anyone.

'I promise you, I'll never leave you!' said the kid who left right after.

A fancy way of saying 'I will definitely do something about this, and it will be very dramatic.'

'I promise you, I will do something about your burials!' said the kid who was still eating pizza.

'I promise you, I will do something about your burials!' said the kid who had no idea what burials were.

'I promise you, I will do something about your burials!' said the kid who just wanted to go home.

A very angry way of saying 'I hate you, and I hope you feel it.'

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who was already asleep.

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who was still eating pizza.

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who didn't even know what 'bothering' meant.

A very angry way of saying 'I hate you, and I hope you feel it, but I'm also confused.'

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who had no idea what they were talking about.

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who was still eating pizza and didn't care.

'I promise you, I will notice something out here for bothering me!' said the kid who was still asleep and didn't hear anything.